Heartbreak is an odd kind of pain because you are not dying. You are not even sick. You are perfectly fine, yet you hurt so much that you can't even breathe. You can't sleep, and you can't stop the tears from falling. You may eat too much. You may not eat at all. Non-smokers light up. Non-drinkers find a bar. A broken heart is one of the world's greatest equalizer because it can turn even the sweetest angel into a freaking devil.